Friday, January 25, 2008

Ways I could spend my government money

Unky George sees that we're falling on hard times. To help us through the hard times and the foreclosure on our homes, he and Aunt Nancy opened their purse and are sending us a check.

You and I could be getting $600 from the government.

How can I spend it?

Can I get a gun?

Three Petsafe Cat Verandas?

Six majestic eagle scuptlures?

An Adventurometer?

20 robots?

here's a list of items for $600

How should the League spend his $600? Assuming he doesn't just pay some bills...

7 comments:

Steanso said...

Wait. I thought we were getting $300. Are you spending Jamie's money, too?

The League said...

Oh, I thought it was $600. I've seen varying reports.

JMD said...

Unless you are making more money than I imagine, you and Jamie should be getting $1500, plus $300 for any kids you may have. [I don't know if you guys have been deducting Mel & Lucy on your taxes].

The League said...

We haven't been deducting them as dependents, but we have claimed to be a church for the past five years. Is that going to be a problem?

Denise said...

I just found myself browsing the rifle site. hmmmm...

The League said...

just imagine if you could have claimed the kids on your tax returns. You'd be able to get a gun rack and ammunition.

Denise said...

Sweet!