Thursday, February 07, 2008

Stray Thought of the Day

How much would it stink to decide to plunge into the waters of the ocean for a nice swim and accidentally land on the horn of a breaching narwhal?

I'm just saying.

5 comments:

Steanso said...

I can think of a number of activities that you might have been engaged in when you came up with this post, and almost none of them are good.

Julia said...

It means we're currently working really hard here at Enspire. How dare you think otherwise, Jason!

Anonymous said...

WTF?

Steven G. Harms said...

Narwhals don't exist. Evidence of them has been placed here by evolutionary "scientists" to cofuse the fact that the universe is precisely π years old.

Michael Corley said...

Thank goodness they only have one horn.