See, if these were the kind ads the candidates actually ran, I would finally get excited about the election.

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Having utterly failed to capitalize on my birthday this past Monday as a source for blogger fodder, I will now do what I generally do not li...

If you brush your teeth and get your sleep and live a good, clean life, eventually your dreams can come true .

So my coworker comes in and goes "So you're going with Jeff to Mexico to see that Virtual University?" and I said "What?...

And I didn't even know I'd been to Australia...

and it's not even a Red Rider bb-gun.