Hey, your lifestyle isn't as fabulous as it should be. No, seriously, trust me. It's not.
But you, yes, YOU can live la vida loca every day with items from the League of Melbotis Store!
Here's Loyal Leaguer Nathan Cone sporting his LoM threads and sipping his usual morning mix of wood grain alcohol and 409 from a niftier-than-all-heck LoM coffee mug.
See, Nathan's life is now way, way better.
So head on down to the LoM shop to see all the neat stuff you can get. it's not just League approved, it's League produced.