So Steven has asked:
What's your policy on nude blogging?
And what about nude reading?
Fair enough Steven.
To the first point, The League does, in fact, have a policy on his own nudity while blogging!
Blogging nude here occurs only after the third scotch has been imbibed.
The math works out thusly for common reviews:
Movie reviews: 2nd paragraph
Comic reviews: 4th paragraph
Television: 1st paragraph
Superman posts: stone cold sober
Political posts: before I even start, I've usually been nude and drunk for an hour
Leaguers who are into dudes are no doubt curious as to what the magnificent physique of The League actually looks like. Well, lucky you, I have decided to include a rather sexy shot of myself that Jamie usually keeps tacked to her bathroom mirror. Attempt to contain yourself.
Like Daniel Craig in "Casino Royale", The League rises from the water, revealing his form.
But the real question, then, is: Does The League have a policy for reading League of Melbotis au natural?
I was certain I'd shared this chart with you before as a helpful hint. In fact, I keep a printed copy folded up in my attache case to hand out to anyone who springs me with this very question.
The abbreviated decision chart looks like this (the full chart has more than 180 decision branches, but this usually works in a pinch and doesn't require 41 sheets of paper to print):
Please click for full flow chart
We suggest you print your own copy and keep it framed somewhere near where you might need to do some decision-making.