How come Matthew Perry keeps getting movies and this hasn't received national release?

Those of you looking to earn the eternal gratitude of The League, may want to consider shoppping early for me for Christmas. If I receive this from a reader, it is guaranteed that I will print your name here in The League of Melbotis.

While I love my wife, the lovely and talented Jamie, I could have written a book on this. Thanks, science.

Today I am mad at my job. I would not go so far as to say I am sick of it, but stupid things keep happening, and I am going to have to sort them out. It's days like today I wish I had a job where all I had to do was dig a hole or something. Without going into it, I essentially messed up the TPS reports and am paying dearly.

BTW, I posted over at Jim D's site today, if anyone is curious.

If you've ever lived in Austin, this is just good comedy.

Before I forget, congrats to RHPT.com on a full year of rocking the Continental United States.

VIVA LA RANDY