The League loves a good meme.
Here's another from Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness. It's food-related.
What food makes you sick?
It depends how you mean. I have enjoyed Indian Food with disastrous results. I practically wept my way through a traditional Scandinavian meal of Lutefisk (cod soaked in lye. I @#$% you not).
But if I had to pick one thing that makes me cringe just to think on it, its brussel sprouts.
I also really don't like corn dogs.
What is a food habit that you can't stand?
Asking me to go "family style" after we've ordered. I ordered what I wanted to eat, and planned to eat all of it. I know people like to take small bites off each other's plates and make little happy sounds, etc...
I may not WANT ginger-soaked brussell sprouts or whatever you ordered. And then I'm down part of what I did want to eat.
You can either ask ahead of time or live with the choice you made when you ordered.
That said, all bets are off if you're talking BBQ. In fact, you may want to hide your hands under the table lest I mistake them for part of the meal.
What food habit did your sister/brother used to have growing up that you couldn't stand?
I'm sorry to reveal this, but Jason used to slurp when he ate his cereal. Every damn bite. God help me, it drove me nuts.
Apparently my tongue would occasionally appear when I ate. This I learned one dark morning when I broached the subject with a classy comment along the lines of "why don't you quit eating like a G-D troll and quit slurping your cereal?"
What food cracks you up?
Asparagus. It doesn't look like food at all. It looks like something out of a swamp. And its sort of is fun to wave around inappropriately. And yet, with lemon, oil, salt and pepper? Delicious.
What vegetable couldn't you live without?
I have no idea. Corn is a grain. Lettuce is more of a filler. I love broccoli, but I also only ever get it when we go out (Jamie can't eat it). So, maybe tomatoes? But they're technically a fruit...
I have no answer here.
Food gadgets you remember as a child?
For some reason, monkeying with The Admiral's egg poacher was verboten. But it was round and yellow and looked like fun.
I also recall the popcorn popper which was in odd shades of orange that disappeared from consumer goods with the close of the 1970's.
Later, I was a fan of a sandwich "maker". Basically, it fried your sandwich.
Food that was hidden, then discovered on the top shelf of your room?
I honestly don't think this ever happened. I did show enormous willpower in 7th grade by hanging onto my Halloween candy, eating only one piece per night so it would last.
This ended around Easter, when I realized a lot of candy was about to appear, and I just finished off the candy and threw some away.
Without mentioning robots, how do you think cooking in the future will be better?
Futurama introduced the idea of "Bachelor Chow", which seemed sort of like cereal, but maybe not. It was just a food-like substance one could pour in a bowl and eat with a spoon.
Sometimes you're hungry, and it would be nice to eat something without going to the trouble of having to add cereal AND milk to the bowl. Sometimes you're just hungry, and it would be nice to not think too, too much about what it was you were going to eat.
Anyway, I'm holding out for Bachelor Chow.
What is an annoying thing that bothers you about women and food?
I see no real way to answer this question without getting in trouble, and after years together, our habits are sort of invisible to me. But here's one thing:
If you insist on increasing your carbon footprint by taking a plastic or styrofoam container home, eat the food at lunch the next day. I might be wasting food by not taking home those pizza crusts, but I always doubt you're ever going to eat that left over chinese, and no matter what, you're creating extra trash.
Also, why did you order more than what you were going to eat to begin with?
Food you once projectile vomited after being wasted?
Well, goodness. Two standouts I remember are Doritos and Kerbey Lane pancakes.
Less said about that, the better.
What would be your last meal?
Well, geez. I guess I'd have finally really botched things to be in a position where I wasn't just getting food from a tube and know its my last meal and be able to write up a menu.
There used to be a site that listed last meals, and it was oddly fascinating. Several are in Texas. What do you know about that?
I think I'd seriously just ask for eggs, toast with butter, and a gallon of hot coffee. And the morning paper.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.
What is your funniest family food memory?
Me laughing at Peabo at the dinner table while eating spicy tacos. Taco meat went up my nasal passage, the same way you usually see milk head out. Taco spices scorched my nasal passage as I rolled around on the floor, eyes watering. As I worked the ground beef out of my sinuses, my family just went back to talking and eating.
That, Leaguers, was growing up in the Steans House.