HOO-AHH! SPURS WIN 2005 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Mrs. League here, offering the Spurs and the city of San Antonio a hearty congratulations!
While the series has been one of the closest and most exciting ever, the media continues to complain about the decline in viewership because of the lack of 'Superstars' in the Finals. This really chaps my hide. You know how so called 'Superstars' are created? MEDIA COVERAGE. That is not going to happen when articles about a FINALS game are passed over for the 'SI model of the day' (I'm glaring in your direction CNN.com). I bet if you actually did some reporting on how unbelievably awesome Obi Wan Ginobli (name stolen from SBC stadium fans) has been or how Robert Horry singlehandedly rescued Game 5, more folks would tune in.
Anyhoo...end of rant. Leaguers, I have a secret to reveal about the League. He is the most fairweather fan you'll ever meet. And I'm not talking about the general definition of 'my team's record this year is 1-35, so I'm not watching anymore'. I'm talking about 'my team is not in the lead at this exact second so I'm leaving the room'.
Last night, three minutes into the 3rd quarter, the Spurs were down by 7. Seven points. The League loudly sighs and declares:
"Well, that's the end of that - it's over!"
Luckily he decided to continue watching, because I had no plans of getting off of that couch.
At the end of the game, the League and I shot ideas back and forth as to who would take home the MVP trophy. Our first thought was Ginobli, but soon the announcers revealed Duncan had put in 25 points during the game. Seriously, is the man a ninja?? I NEVER see him score, yet at the end of the game, he always has a respectable number of points.
Next season I'm sure we'll be back to keeping tabs on the mighty mighty Suns, but for now...
SPURS ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!
Friday, June 24, 2005
The Beat reports on Morrison, DC Comics' new structure (using creative consultants), and Morrison's place within the cosmos.
read here
One item mentioned is the failed attempt by Mark Millar (Ultimates), Grant Morrison (JLA), and Mark Waid (Kingdom Come) to re-vamps Superman comics circa 2000.
In retrospect, failing to allow this team to take over the Superbooks was probably the biggest forehead slapper in the past ten years. Why DC failed to jump on this team of top-level talent is, at best, a total mystery. My guess is that they planned to dump continuity from 1986-2000, and DC wasn't having any of that.
What could have been, my friends.... what could have been.
Part of me, a very small part, wonders if the shakeout from the new Crisis won't have that effect, anyway.
read here
One item mentioned is the failed attempt by Mark Millar (Ultimates), Grant Morrison (JLA), and Mark Waid (Kingdom Come) to re-vamps Superman comics circa 2000.
In retrospect, failing to allow this team to take over the Superbooks was probably the biggest forehead slapper in the past ten years. Why DC failed to jump on this team of top-level talent is, at best, a total mystery. My guess is that they planned to dump continuity from 1986-2000, and DC wasn't having any of that.
What could have been, my friends.... what could have been.
Part of me, a very small part, wonders if the shakeout from the new Crisis won't have that effect, anyway.
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Wow, this is like a bad movie.
Translation: If someone with more money than you wants to build an autoplex where you live (in order to make yet more money), you have to take whatever they are offering and get out before they bulldoze your house. If you refuse, I guess they can toss you in jail.
Thanks, Supreme Court!
If only we had those little robots from *batteries not included to go and scare off Scalia.
***update***
The League has the reading skills of a 5 year old.
Scalia, while looking jolly in this picture, did not vote to toss people out onto the street. He probably just had a Whopper and is enjoying the after-effects.
Please read comments section below.
Translation: If someone with more money than you wants to build an autoplex where you live (in order to make yet more money), you have to take whatever they are offering and get out before they bulldoze your house. If you refuse, I guess they can toss you in jail.
Thanks, Supreme Court!
If only we had those little robots from *batteries not included to go and scare off Scalia.
***update***
The League has the reading skills of a 5 year old.
Scalia, while looking jolly in this picture, did not vote to toss people out onto the street. He probably just had a Whopper and is enjoying the after-effects.
Please read comments section below.
After my moody and irrational rant over the past 48 hours or so, The League appears to have lost all readership.
You'd think I had been writing a celebration of the achievements of Stalin or something.
Ah, well.
Scaljon has a Meme on his site, and there's nothing like a good Meme to get the blood flowing.
1. What is the earliest movie you remember watching in the theater?
It might have been Grease at a drive in with my family (which led to me being confused in my memories years later as to whether or not the drive in had a swingset. I think my popcorn addled brain led me to believe that the swing set Danny rests his weary bones on when at the movies with Sandy was actually at my drive-in theater).
Or else it was Star Wars. I do not recall which came first. I imagine it was Star Wars.
2. If you could strike one word from the English language, which word would you choose and why?
I think I would strike unAmerican. I'm sick of hearing that because I won't endorse jack-ass schemes by chuckleheads I didn't vote for that I am unAmerican.
That's the magic of it. I was born here. Whatever I think is automatically American.
And I happen to think we should all bow down before Peer-Wun, God of Wicker.
3. If you were a superhero, what would be your kryptonite?
Jamie. Or cookies. I can't say "no" to either of them.
Or maybe those glowing green rocks created from the debris of my exploded homeworld. Those certainly don't do me any good.
4. Would you rather win an Emmy, Grammy, Tony, Golden Globe, Oscar, Pulitzer, or Nobel Prize? What work would you win it for?
Nobel prize. Can one win a Nobel Prize for blogging? I would actually like to win it for my imaginary work in medicine. And as long as we're imagining, also for my Mid-East Peace Plan which everyone can agree on. And for burying Tom Cruise in a vault two miles below the Earth's crust.
Or I'd like to win a Daytime Emmy for my work on General Hospital where I play Dr. Luke Strongheart.
5. What is your catch phrase? Don't have one? Then make one up!
I am sure Jamie THINKS I have a catch phrase, but I do not consciously employ a catchphrase.
I do say, "Oh, for the love of Mike..." sometimes. And I have consciously tried to work "Sweet Christmas!" into my repertoire, but I'm not sure it's really taken off.
"Sweet Christmas!" was the catchphrase of Marvel's street-level action star, Luke Cage (aka Power Man... But nobody calls him Power Man any more). Who knows where the catchphrase came from, but it's roundly considered one of the best/worst catch phrases of any superhero.
Read more about Luke Cage here.
You'd think I had been writing a celebration of the achievements of Stalin or something.
Ah, well.
Scaljon has a Meme on his site, and there's nothing like a good Meme to get the blood flowing.
1. What is the earliest movie you remember watching in the theater?
It might have been Grease at a drive in with my family (which led to me being confused in my memories years later as to whether or not the drive in had a swingset. I think my popcorn addled brain led me to believe that the swing set Danny rests his weary bones on when at the movies with Sandy was actually at my drive-in theater).
Or else it was Star Wars. I do not recall which came first. I imagine it was Star Wars.
2. If you could strike one word from the English language, which word would you choose and why?
I think I would strike unAmerican. I'm sick of hearing that because I won't endorse jack-ass schemes by chuckleheads I didn't vote for that I am unAmerican.
That's the magic of it. I was born here. Whatever I think is automatically American.
And I happen to think we should all bow down before Peer-Wun, God of Wicker.
3. If you were a superhero, what would be your kryptonite?
Jamie. Or cookies. I can't say "no" to either of them.
Or maybe those glowing green rocks created from the debris of my exploded homeworld. Those certainly don't do me any good.
4. Would you rather win an Emmy, Grammy, Tony, Golden Globe, Oscar, Pulitzer, or Nobel Prize? What work would you win it for?
Nobel prize. Can one win a Nobel Prize for blogging? I would actually like to win it for my imaginary work in medicine. And as long as we're imagining, also for my Mid-East Peace Plan which everyone can agree on. And for burying Tom Cruise in a vault two miles below the Earth's crust.
Or I'd like to win a Daytime Emmy for my work on General Hospital where I play Dr. Luke Strongheart.
5. What is your catch phrase? Don't have one? Then make one up!
I am sure Jamie THINKS I have a catch phrase, but I do not consciously employ a catchphrase.
I do say, "Oh, for the love of Mike..." sometimes. And I have consciously tried to work "Sweet Christmas!" into my repertoire, but I'm not sure it's really taken off.
"Sweet Christmas!" was the catchphrase of Marvel's street-level action star, Luke Cage (aka Power Man... But nobody calls him Power Man any more). Who knows where the catchphrase came from, but it's roundly considered one of the best/worst catch phrases of any superhero.
Read more about Luke Cage here.
The League throws in with Comic Candy
Big, big news.
The League has posted his first comic review for another publication.
Jenn over at Comic Candy has posted The League's review of the Dark Detective series from DC Comics.
Jenn has gone beyond the usual comic-blog and has built a pretty darn cool website where she's trying to build a community of comic fans. I'm not sure where the site is going, but I do think Jenn has got it off to a great start.
Anyway, check out the review. Criticize my criticism. But also make sure you go to Comic Candy and look around, and maybe even sign up.
My guess is, I will post straightforward reviews there, while keeping Suggestions for Further Reading as a separate sort of column here, focusing on comic movies, comic info, comic trivia, and other items casual or non-comic readers might find amusing.
I do assume you all find it amusing or you wouldn't be here.
Big, big news.
The League has posted his first comic review for another publication.
Jenn over at Comic Candy has posted The League's review of the Dark Detective series from DC Comics.
Jenn has gone beyond the usual comic-blog and has built a pretty darn cool website where she's trying to build a community of comic fans. I'm not sure where the site is going, but I do think Jenn has got it off to a great start.
Anyway, check out the review. Criticize my criticism. But also make sure you go to Comic Candy and look around, and maybe even sign up.
My guess is, I will post straightforward reviews there, while keeping Suggestions for Further Reading as a separate sort of column here, focusing on comic movies, comic info, comic trivia, and other items casual or non-comic readers might find amusing.
I do assume you all find it amusing or you wouldn't be here.
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