Sunday, November 01, 2026

Valkyries 2026 WNBA Champs, Halloween

 


Golden State wins the WNBA Finals 2026


What an insane end to the season.  Right up til the last 70 seconds of the 7th game, I really had no idea how this would go.  A true underdog story, the Valkyries arguably have no *stars* as far as the media is concerned.  There's no media darling like A'ja Wilson or wild narrative like Angel Reese has been the last five years or so, between NCAA and her time in the WNBA.  

Instead, you have a second year team with players who are rock solid coached by someone who just showed she's the hardest working woman in sports business (maybe after Holly Rowe).  

When I got into the WNBA, the Valkyries were just starting up, so as a new-to-me sports league, I thought "a ha!  I have no history to contend with if I follow a new team."  Plus, they often started their games just as Jamie was going to bed, as they would start around 7:00 or 7:30 Pacific time.  So, the Valkyries became one of my default teams.  

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

Accountability, WNBA Finals and World Series




Accountability check-in


This morning I weighed in at about 17% less than my mass when I started.  My mass was considerable, so this is not a small amount of mass while not a huge reduction, percentage wise.

It's all fun and games, but I have a ways to go before I hit my actual goal.  And then I have a super-goal, that I don't really think is realistic, but we'll see.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

A Weekend with The League - Godzilla at the Mall, The League Takes in Culture



End of October is always a nostalgic time for us at League HQ.  Jamie and I started dating in late October, just before Halloween, and as the season goes into full swing, we recall shopping malls in Fall.

Not really, but on Friday I saw on my Godzilla socials (and, yes, they exist!) that the Haas Racing team was in town for the F1 races at Circuit of the Americas (COTA, for the locals).  This year, Haas is partially sponsored by whomever is promoting Godzilla Minus Zero, the movie dropping on November 6th.  

Anyway, as some sort of cross-promo, they had set up a former Haas car outside of JC Penney's at Barton Creek Square, which, incidentally, is where we'll be seeing Godzilla Minus Zero.   They also had a 6 foot replica of our best pal.  And, most importantly, it was free to come gawk like a yokel.

Saturday, October 10, 2026

A'ja 5x MVP, WNBA Play-Offs, Baseball in October



A'ja Wilson Earns 5th WNBA Most Valuable Player award

A'ja Wilson of the Las Vegas Aces just won the 2026 Kia WNBA Most Valuable Player award.  

I may have come (back) into the WNBA as a fan of what I saw in Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark as that narrative played out, but I pretty quickly clocked who this A'ja Wilson person was when I'd see other teams play the Aces and listen to postgame.  

And by the end of last season, I was a convert.  I own two WNBA items - a general Golden State Valkyries shirt and a Las Vegas Aces shirt with Wilson's number on the back.

So, five MVP titles seems like a lot, right?  

Friday, October 02, 2026

WNBA Play-Offs, Cubs End the Season, Tour of Austin Books & Comics



Aces into the Semi-Finals


If you're not watching the WNBA Play-Offs, you're missing some amazing basketball.  

It's not entirely a shock that the play-offs are going how they are.  The final 8 teams that made the playoffs were all very evenly matched, stats-wise.  Whatever happened between last season and this season to spread the talent around the W paid off.

New York, an 8 seed, knocked out #1 seed, Minnesota Lynx in just two games in the first round (sorry, Jilly).  The veteran leadership on the Liberty seemed to really pay off, and despite looking like a juggernaut most of the regular season, in the last three weeks before the play-offs, the Lynx suddenly looked sluggish.  No idea what happened, but I bet coach Cheryl Reeves was losing her mind.

Dallas and Golden State played into OT, with Dallas Wings' Arike Ogunbowale scoring something like 45 points entirely on her own as they won with 108 points.   I was expecting Golden State to just put them to bed, and not so much.

Maybe more obvious was Atlanta taking the Mystics out in two games - the Atlanta Dream may well be in the Finals.  That is a team that has just improved all season.

Thursday, September 24, 2026

Catch-Up - Nooming It, Cubs in the Playoffs (MLB), WNBA Playoffs are Nigh

Cubs Clinch a Playoffs Spot


Noom With a View


Well, the weight-loss thing continues.  Slower, but happening.

As my PA Nurse has shared, your body adjusts to what you're doing, and it starts to try to slow you down a bit as it sorts out how many calories are coming in versus what is expended.  I think there's also a percentage thing that I could do the math on, but here's the idea:

I am some percentage lighter than I was, and so my loss may be, percentage wise, keeping pace.  

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

20 Years Back in Austin



Well.  

Twenty years we've been back in Austin.

September 16th, 2006, we made it back to Austin.

September 19th, 2006, we closed on our house.

September 21, 2006, we were in the house.

In the late 90's, I had come to know Jack Kirby's Fourth World, really loving Mister Miracle, super escape artist, and his warrior wife, Big Barda.  And, yes, of course circa 2001 I'd read The Escapist by Michael Chabon (still a favorite) and understood what Chabon was doing.  But for me it was Mister Miracle (and Orion in other circumstances) and King Kirby - that material which no doubt helped inspire Chabon's book.  

And, man, did those Mister Miracle comics feel like an outlet while we were in Phoenix.  Trapped by geography, shackled by circumstance, with everyone certain you'll detonate any moment?  I still consider our return to Austin a great escape.

Our story:  Some will recall the dot-com-bust economy kind of cratered the Austin tech scene in 2001, which led to Jamie losing her job.  In April of 2002, Jamie headed out to the greater Phoenix area for an opportunity and a new life of adventure.  I was trailing behind, spending the next few months closing down my job at UT Austin and packing up our house (down in the 78704 when that area was affordable).  

Friday, September 11, 2026

9/11 at 25




25 years ago, Jamie and I were at Las Vegas's famed Luxor hotel - the pyramid with the huge beam of light at night  - when we got a call from my brother telling us to turn on the television.

I've shared this story before, I won't repeat it, but after watching the towers fall on TV, we were stranded in Vegas for a few days before we were able to get out.  

In the years since, people not yet born, or who were children at the time, have lived in a world where they see their elders taking a thing *very seriously*.  This, they find perplexing.  Tragedies happen every day.  Mass murder, earthquakes...  Why this?  Why are we fixated on a few thousand people dying and monuments to America's economic dominance collapsing?  

Sunday, August 23, 2026

The Admiral has a Landmark Birthday

we're still punk rock


The Pater Familias had a birthday this last weekend.  Big, round number.  

The family got together, had some dinner, had some time together.  It was all very good.

What to get a guy like my dad?  It's always impossible to know.  He got a leatherette computer bag from me as he does do some volunteer work that requires a computer and I want to make sure he's lugging his laptop safely.

Anyway, Happy Birthday to The Old Man.  

Saturday, August 15, 2026

Happy Birthday, Lady Miss Kier



Today marks the birthday of musician, fashion pioneer and all-around-good-idea, Lady Miss Kier.  You will remember her as the vocalist and go-go dancer fronting 90's house music crossover stars, Deee-Lite. 

I don't know how she's spending her birthday, but I know I could never keep up.



Saturday, August 08, 2026

Happy Birthday, A'ja Wilson






Today is the 30th birthday of A'ja Wilson of the Las Vegas Aces.

At just 30, Wilson is one of the most accomplished players in sport, and I'm not even including the League of Melbotis Favored Player Award.

Wilson has so many accomplishments, it would be taxing to transpose them here.  So, I invite you to visit this Wikipedia page.  

Yeah, she's that good.  And that's on a team where *everyone* produces (ask me about Chelsea Gray and Jackie Young and NaLyssa Smith - who is also a birthday girl today, but only 26).  

If you only know the WNBA through the Angel Reese/ Caitlin Clark pinhole, like I did initially, I highly recommend actually watching the games.  There are some great players the press ignores, better teams than the Fever (although, can we discuss Kelsey Mitchell?), and most of what you see people saying on social media is nonsense.

A'ja Wilson is statistically the best player, and the Aces are one of the most fun teams to watch in no small part because Wilson plays a ton of minutes every game, has moved the bar for what "the best" looks like, and has an incredible attitude for someone in her position.  

I did get to see her play in the pre-season at a Dallas Wings-heavy game here in Austin.  I was glared at for cheering for A'ja and Chelsea by name, but you cannot ask me to hide my fan status under a bushel, no.






Sunday, August 02, 2026

100 Days of Noom



So, today marks 100 days of Noom.

It's going pretty well.  I've lost nearly 50 pounds. Pretty crazy what happens when you eat less and exercise.

I plan to lose a minimum of 30 more pounds, so we'll see what happens.  The next batch could take a while.

What hasn't really happened this go-round is the thing where my body gets used to the routine and plateaus until I find some things to change.  That happened at different phases the last time I did all this.  Of course, last time I was also working very hard at building muscles, so there was a balancing act between losing weight and getting more muscle mass.  I'll get to the muscle mass part after I hit a more ideal weight.  In the meantime, I'm still walking in the morning with Emmylou, and I'm still doing time on the elliptical 3-4 days per week.  

Adding Kylie is Never a Bad Idea - Madonna Edition


at the World Pride Music Festival in Amsterdam, August 1, 2026

The logistics of shuttling musicians around seems like a nightmare.

Saturday, August 01, 2026

Sunday, July 26, 2026

Robot Sex Dolls Believe the Children are the Future




Maybe it's time we asked STEM programs to include some humanities classes.

Here's how things are going in 2026.  

A New York school system is about to roll out a robotic teaching aid that looks like a person.  The company that produces the robots is called Realbotix.*  My local news pulled this story from NewsNation last week.

This is absolutely the kind of thing that makes any vision I had for what my dystopian future might be now look positively quaint.

But, wait... there's more!

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

World Cup, WNBA Drama, Cubs at the 1/2-way point




World Cup Fever


The World Cup play is continuing with games happening all this week, wrapping on Sunday.

This week starts the Semi-Finals, with Spain v France on Tuesday and Argentina v England on Wednesday.

It's been fun catching what I can.  Jamie became involved, and it's been a good time watching with her.  We've had some friends and Steanso over for a game.

I've not had a preferred team this whole time.  It's just fun to watch play at this level and with this much passion from players who are proud of what they're doing and who they're representing.

As was bound to happen, we've had some scandals over reffing.  I'm not any expert and will just accept what the refs decided.  I do not think that as, like, president of the United States, I would call FIFA and ask for them to change a red card.  You'd have to be a blithering idiot who knows nothing about FIFA, international fair play, and sports in general, to think that was a good idea.

I'll miss teams like Cape Verde who absolutely stunned on a world stage.  You just don't get that in pro-sports, or division-ranked college sports.  The narratives that run through a World Cup can be a real delight - and I was so happy that Egypt's team was welcomed home with a huge crowd.  

I've also loved seeing so many people visiting the US from around the planet showing us they're, in fact, good people.  We are so easily led to believe otherwise, just as they seemed to think they were coming to one endless shoot-out.

Sometimes sports is good, y'all.


WNBA Drama


There was an article I absolutely cannot find, but the basic gist was this: 

The WNBA is not looking for legitimacy at this time.  Not when *the* headline that people will think about when they ponder the W from the outside is a woman choking another woman and the refs missing the call.

And, this weekend, someone tossed a shoe to their colleague, missed, and hit an opposing player.  It was assumed it was a malicious act, and now that's a whole thing.

It gets tiresome.  But it's also the result of bad management and bad reffing.  

Mostly, I get frustrated that the conversations aren't about the teams or games.  They're around all the hoopla.  And people seem to eat it up - really engage with that stuff in ways I find baffling.  

I think what people think is just "physical play" is sometimes not, and they need to readjust their expectations and recognize a penalty when they see it instead of cheering on what is essentially bad basketball where people get injured.  And the weird parasocial relationships people have with players makes no sense in a team sport, especially one where players could be on that other team you slagged off for two years.

There's plenty to love in the WNBA.  A wide cast of real personalities from players and coaches.  People with break out games and seasons.  Young players in their first season blowing minds and stats sheets.  And players showing heart enough they pull off minor miracles on the court.

That.  That's what you can enjoy.  Just... watch the damn games and get excited.  Feel a little bad when your team loses.

Now, I'm not entirely pure of heart - I have opinions and whatnot.  There's players I dislike, and I side-eye the reffing plenty.  

I just don't think making it my personality is the best option.

If I do have a beef with the WNBA I'll air publicly, it's that TV coverage never shows the players' names below their faces on the chyron when they're on screen for close-ups or - more importantly - at the free-throw line.  It's literally bad television.  The commentators will spend all game talking about two players, so I have no idea who that person is who just subbed in and I don't sit with an old-school facebook open to identify the players.  

Casually dropping a name in passing ain't gonna do it for us visual learners.  Especially for those of us with "everyone under 30 looks like the same person to me" face blindness which is why I never know who young actors and Rachel McAdams are.


Cubs at the All-Star Break

I'm having a lot of fun watching the Cubs this season - minus the multi-game skids we've had alongside our two winning runs of ten-games each.  The offense can be electric, and the defense is really what I'd hoped for in past seasons and didn't see.  

Expectations around Bregman at third base were cartoonish.  I'm just enjoying having a really solid third-baseman who also can bat.  Is he blowing me away?  Yes, in a way.  He's consistent, seems to be improving things that didn't work, and he's *reliable*.  A .241 is not bad.  It's not great, but not worrisome.  He's just not batted as well as in prior seasons.

The big story of the season is Pete Crow-Armstrong, who has been dynamite on both sides of the game.  He's hitting .291, and his OPS is at .917.  And he's out there in center field catching dang-near everything.

But we're also a Seiya Suzuki household, and he's found his bat after last season, hitting for .269.  He's got 48 RBI.  And he's played hard in the outfield.  

I don't think this is a World Series team, but maybe a Wild Card team.  We'll see.







Saturday, July 04, 2026

Thursday, July 02, 2026

Pink Hat Guy Merges With The Infinite




Baseball is a sport that takes place over 160 games per season, at three hours-ish per game.  Not all of the games are a thrill-per-minute, and so it gives you some time to notice things other than what's happening on the field.

You can start focusing on some kind of funny things.  Some folks focus on a slow-boiling hate for announcers (I personally cannot stand Ken Rosenthal) or your favorites (I have many, but Elise Menaker killed it in the booth this week).  Even on TV, you will become familiar with what's going on in the stadium - see the Cup Snake that forms in the bleachers at Wrigley. 

But, also, the fans are on-camera - especially behind home plate.  They're usually not aware of the cameras, just going about their business, and generally no one is trying to embarrass anyone. Behind home plate, you're just going to be on camera.  In this way, over the course of a game, you may notice particular people, like an excited kid or people not paying attention as they chat away in the stands.  Less often do you note "regulars".  

But very early on in our Cubs-watching, we noticed "Pink Hat Guy".




His seat was directly behind home plate.  He never wore Cubs blue, but always wore a bright pink cap.  

You knew two things: