JimD or Randy?Well, this question is obviously tough to answer, and will change from scenario to scenario. But I think a few illustrative examples might be useful:
- Trapped on an island with? JimD (wouldn't feel as guilty about eventually killing and eating JimD)
- Produce my folk/rap album? JimD
- Choreograph my videos? Randy
- Screen and hire the skanks for my videos? Randy
- Write the NDA's for the skanks in my videos? JimD
- Would win in a duel (foil)? Randy
- Would win in a duel (pistols)? JimD
- Would win in a lightsaber duel? JimD
- Used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters? Randy
- Is a loose cannon? JimD
- Is getting too old for this shit? Randy
- Executor of my will? Randy
- Will be asked to take on my debts? JimD
- Looks great in a thong? TIE
- Sends me a constant stream of stuff via email which leads me to wonder what, if anything, he does for a living? Randy
- No longer actually reads LoM? JimD
- Would want as my backup when we're going to have to shoot our way out? Neither. Maybe Emily.
- I would gladly hand over to the police? Randy
- Whom I would gladly trust to start a new government, and then immediately exploit the very loopholes he'd created? JimD
- Jazzy Jeff to my Fresh Prince? Randy
- Carlton to my Fresh Prince? JimD*
*Yes, summer of 1997, I watched a lot of Fresh Prince and drank cheap beer. I was also only partially employed.
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Would Randy or JimD be more likely to end up inadvertantly floating 5000 feet above the earth in a homemade balloon? I'm guessing Randy.
I can't begin to believe it wouldn't be Randy.
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And BTW, I would destroy JimD in a lightsaber duel.
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