Thursday, February 07, 2008

Stray Thought of the Day

How much would it stink to decide to plunge into the waters of the ocean for a nice swim and accidentally land on the horn of a breaching narwhal?

I'm just saying.

5 comments:

  1. I can think of a number of activities that you might have been engaged in when you came up with this post, and almost none of them are good.

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  2. It means we're currently working really hard here at Enspire. How dare you think otherwise, Jason!

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  3. Narwhals don't exist. Evidence of them has been placed here by evolutionary "scientists" to cofuse the fact that the universe is precisely π years old.

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  4. Thank goodness they only have one horn.

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